The Top However Many I Can Think Of Off The Top Of My Head Things I Could Be Doing Instead Of Farting Around On Facebook

Reading a book.

Reading beyond the first 300 pages of The Power Broker.

Reading The Great Gatsby. That’s a short one and at this point I have no excuse.

Same goes for Toni Morrison and so many other writers I haven’t gotten around to yet.

Writing a book.

Playing with my dog.

Running outdoors.

Doing some pushups.

Doing some situps.



Looking for additional income.

Learning a musical instrument.

Learning to box.

Working on Brazilian Jiu Jitsu skillz.

Learning Sambo.

Dancing around my apartment while listening to Loggins and Messina.

Dancing around my apartment while listening to Janet Jackson.

Just plain dancing. Kinda difficult to fart around on facebook if I’m dancing.

Eating a salad.

Eating a piece of fruit.

Drinking a glass of water. I don’t drink enough water. Drinking water is hard, like I’ve made it a habit to drink 10+ glasses a day and once you’re there you’re there, but forming the habit is hard.

Organizing all the shit on my computer. There’s so much shit on there, photos, writing, other stuff and it’s a big disorganized mess. What the fuck am I doing on facebook anyway? And why do I want to post that shit there? That’s not their shit, that’s MY shit. Fuck that shit. Fuckit. If I’m gonna post it anywhere I should post it HERE.



hey FUCK YOU facebook.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.